I ran into San Diego Momma on the interwebz last week and was laughing and identifying with so many of her posts. I immediately added her to my Google Reader. She’s pretty darn funny, go over and visit.
She has a fun little exercise called PROMPTuesday where she has a question of some kind and you just write for 10 minutes and either post it in her comments or put it on your own blog. I decided to just DO IT. I need to work on my writing, I need more creativity in my life, and darn it, here I go. This week is PROMPTuesday #39, The Interview and well… I had a nice little chat with Ruby’s Oreo Shake.
KB: Hi Ruby’s Oreo Shake, nice to finally meet you. How are you?
ROS: Well, I’m a little chilly. The freezer has been cold.
KB: I’m terribly sorry about that. I’ve been thinking about you for the past few days, wondering how you were faring in that sub-zero freezer of ours. I’ve decided that it’s time for a little chat though.
ROS: Of course. I’ve been enjoying my stay with the garlic cheese bread, home-style pancakes, and maple sausage. Quite an eclectic group you have living there.
KB: My main question is that I’d really like to know why you feel I should be eating you at all? You do realize that I’ve been being a good girl and hauling my butt to the gym at least three times a week and finding you in my fridge is not very healthy for me.
ROS: I realize that while I might not be the healthiest desert, I am one of the tastiest out there. My ice cream is made with the most exquisite vanilla bean out there, creamy full fat milk, and exactly 8 1/2 Oreo cookies with big chunks to savor your taste buds with. If you are not ready for me, I would be perfectly happy to go back and enjoy the festivities in the freezer. Or possibly wait for your husband to pick me up one day.
KB: Well, you make an excellent point. I’m really not sure how you ended up in my freezer though.
ROS: I think you know how that happened.
KB: I know that I ordered ONE shake for the husband, yet somehow two shakes came home with me in the takeout bag.
ROS: Are you sure you ordered one?
KB: Uh, well. I thought I was asking the questions here?
ROS: Of course. Please continue. Actually, what happened to my partner?
KB: Err, sorry about that. I’m told the husband enjoyed him immensely. So, how many calories are you exactly?
ROS: How many calories for me entirely? Or how many calories for what you have already eaten while we’ve been chatting?
KB: I think this interview is over.
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OMG HAHAHAHA!!! this cracked me up sooo much!!! hehehe
That is one informative Oreo shake. I think he was a little sassy though. You better eat him and teach him a lesson.
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VEry funny. And did the shake get smaller and smaller and smaller as the interview progressed? 😉
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